The Sanity Patrol does not automatically exclude crazy people, so encourage them to join — if they’re sane.
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Disclaimers:\u00a0
\n\u2022 Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
\n\u2022 Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.<\/p>\n
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